Top 10 Ways To Cut the Cancer Conversation Short
Written by admin2 on September 12th, 2006Filed under: Themes, Tumour Humour, Top 10 Lists
Top 10 Ways to Cut the Cancer Conversation Short
10. Yeah, well, I was getting sick of my haircut so I figured, why not?
9. You should see how many presents I got. It was totally worth it.
8. Chemo is a great way to lose weight.
7. People are a lot nicer when they think you might die.
6. It was a perfect opportunity to get caught up on all my soaps.
5. Yeah it sucked, but look at this bad-ass scar!
4. How else do you think I got into college? They can’t turn down a cancer survivor.
3. Now I get to wear this trendy yellow bracelet.
2. I don’t really remember it. I was too drunk most of the time.
1. It’s okay, I didn’t have anything scheduled for that year anyway.
Submitted by Annie W., 21 yr. old – 10 month Hodgkin’s survivor
Reprinted courtesy of Planet Cancer.
