Wisecrackin’ with Lewis Schofield
Written by admin2 on December 5th, 2008Filed under: Regular Contributors, Lewis Schofield, Themes, Auties & Aspies, QuIrked Kids, Irked Videos
Introducing Wisecrackin’ with Lewis Schofield, video jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort orange juice out of your nose…if you’re drinking orange juice, that is.
Many of you know Lewis, who has been a regular contributor to Irked Magazine since Day One. For those of you who haven’t yet had the pleasure of making his acquaintance, please allow Lewis to introduce himself:
I’m a kid with Asperger Syndrome and a lot of other disabilities like Anxiety Disorder, Sensory Integration Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Learning Disabilities, Non-Verbal Learning Disabilities, Severe Allergies and Asthma. I also have myasthenia gravis.
Like my mom says, just because I have an alphabet soup of disorders doesn’t mean that I am alphabet soup. I’m a professional kid with Asperger’s and cool ideas.
[Ed's note: Lewis will tell you two jokes now. You'll be laughing in ten seconds.]
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1st joke: A man goes to the doctor’s office. He says, “Doctor, can you help me?” The doctor says, “No sir, right now we’re closed.” And the man says, “I know that, but the dog that bit me didn’t.”
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2nd joke: I have something to say. I have CDO, OCD in alphabetical order. And I just can’t believe it.
Meet Lewis Schofield at www.thisislewis.net, theblogofcodeboy.wordpress.com, and midnightinchicago.com. Buy his beautiful art cards (with 20% of the proceeds going to autism organizations) by clicking here.
* Painting above by the multi-talented Elyse Bruce, titled “New Normal.” Matted prints can be purchased for $35 plus applicable taxes, shipping and handling. Matted and framed prints can be purchased for $75 plus applicable taxes, shipping and handling. And as always, the print is available as Art Cards including quality envelopes with 6 cards per set for $10 per set plus applicable taxes, shipping and handling. A significant percentage from the sale of the prints and art cards will be donated to Myasthenia Research. To order, contact Elyse via email at bruce@midnightinchicago.com or by telephone at 705-745-8119.
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