Wisecrackin’ with Lewis Schofield
Written by admin2 on January 5th, 2009Filed under: Regular Contributors, Lewis Schofield, Themes, Auties & Aspies, QuIrked Kids, Irked Videos
We’re very proud to present the next edition of Wisecrackin’ with Lewis Schofield—video jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll laugh and a half.
For those of you who aren’t familiar with Irked Magazine’s esteemed Alphabet Souperintendent, please allow Lewis to introduce himself:
I’m a kid with Asperger Syndrome and a lot of other disabilities like Anxiety Disorder, Sensory Integration Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Learning Disabilities, Non-Verbal Learning Disabilities, Severe Allergies and Asthma. I also have myasthenia gravis.
Like my mom says, just because I have an alphabet soup of disorders doesn’t mean that I am alphabet soup. I’m a professional kid with Asperger’s and cool ideas.
Laughter is a truly extraordinary medicine.
Lewis Schofield tells a mean one-liner.
You’re about to crack up
split your sides
and be in stitches.
So prepare to feel better.
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1st joke: Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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2nd joke: Why do people call it “after dark”—isn’t it after light?
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3rd joke: If God sneezed, I would not know what to say to him.
Meet Lewis Schofield here and here. Buy his beautiful art cards (with 20% of the proceeds going to autism organizations) by clicking here.
This edition of Wisecrackin’ with Lewis Schofield sponsored by:
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I really like doing this segment. Thanks Sach!
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Hi Lewis,
I’m “overwhelmed” by your humorous wise crackins. You are so very clever and have been blessed with gifts of intelligence and talent. You make good use of them. I can’t wait until the next time you come visit us. God bless you always in all ways.
Mrs. Taylor (Tom’s Mom)
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Whenever I’m feeling a little run down, I pop over to Irked Magazine and get a nice serving of positivity and energetic yeehaw!
The restroom graffiti and the wisecrackin’s give me the biggest charge!
Keep on wisecrackin’ Lewis!