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		<title>Top 10 Tips For Service Providers, by David Gayes</title>
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Top 10 Tips For Service Providers
by David Gayes

1. Keep in mind that I am your client. Treat me and my needs with respect and care.
2. Show up on time; call if you&#8217;re going to be late. Respect the value of my time.
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		<title>Top 10 Ways To Cut the Cancer Conversation Short</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Top 10 Ways to Cut the Cancer Conversation Short
10. Yeah, well, I was getting sick of my haircut so I figured, why not? 
9. You should see how many presents I got. It was totally worth it. 
8. Chemo is a great way to lose weight. 
7. People are a lot nicer when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Worst Responses If Someone Tells You They Have Cancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Top 10 Worst Responses If Someone Tells You They Have Cancer
10. Other than that, how&#8217;s it going?
9. This isn&#8217;t going to affect my career, is it?
8. I guess there&#8217;s no need to quit smoking now.
7. There are easier ways to build character, you know.
6. Oh, my aunt/cousin/grandfather died of that same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Ways To Break The Ice With Your Nurse</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
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10. Fill bedpan with chocolate pudding and salsa; whistle Mission Impossible theme as she carries it away.
9. Call her &#8220;stewardess.&#8221;
8. Try to convince her of your firm conviction that your tumor is the karmic by-product of &#8220;all those kids I ate.&#8221;
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